Meanwhile, Cabot appears to be married to the CEO of a booze company, Andrew Cabot — and bought a sprawling $2.2 million abode in the seaside town of Rye, New Hampshire with him less than five months...

Astronomer's interim CEO Pete DeJoy said in an update that the startup had "received a level of media attention that few companies" ever encounter.

"Either they're having an affair," Martin quipped as Byron ducked out of the frame and Cabot turned her back to the camera, "or they're just very shy."

"The events of the past few days have received a level of media attention that few companies—let alone startups in our small corner of the data and AI world—ever encounter," DeJoy wrote.